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OBAMA VS ROMNEY - Giant douche VS Turd Sandwich




OF COURSE NOT - Years later, it's still Bush's fault, isn't it? Loser.




I CAN'T HEAR YOU - Over How Awesome I Sound At The Moment.




DR. OBAMA - Like Dr. Kevorkian, But With None Of The Charm Or Compassion




RIGHT OVER THERE - Is An American That Still Has a Job.




WHY CAN'T HE JUST EAT WAFFLES? - Let Him Eat Waffles We'll Eat Cake




SOMETHING - Obama has never been.




GREEK COLUMNS - Did you notice what his policies did for Greece?




HE LED A GREAT CAMPAIGN - Unfortunately that was no measure of any actual leadership skills.




SHOVEL READY - Jobs, Investments, Homes, Retirements, and Your Children's Future. BURIED BY OBAMA




JUST 60 MINUTES - Of Obama worshiping gibberish.




MISS ME YET? - Why would I miss a neo-con like George Bush?




FACE PALM - In over his paygrade Everybody sees it too




POETIC JUSTICE -




400,000 MORE UNEMPLOYED - Obama's response.




CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS - Thank you Obama




LIBERAL STUPIDITY - POVERTY LEVELS BACK TO 1960's AND THEY CALL THIS FORWARD?


TAGS: obama sucks
Rating: 4.75/5

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HAS IT COME TO THIS? - My Presidency SUCKS So Badly, I'm Pimping Rubbers For Rich Law Students?




HEY OBAMA - I'M ALLERGIC TO LATEX CONDOMS WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE ME FOR FREE?




ELECTION DAY 2012 - Takin' out the trash!




USE THE COMMENT SECTION - to fill in the blank.




OBAMA - Deemed too Toxic to go anywhere near democrats seeking election. Budget voted down 544 to ZERO




OBAMA AND GE - Creating Jobs in China




WHEN OBAMA SUCKS OUT LOUD - Immediately Trash Palin and Attempt to Divert Attention




THE NEW CHEVY SOLYNDA - Will this be the same colossal failure as the Chevy Volt, which has sold less than 400 cars in a year?




OF - The United States The Earth In all of history.




THE ONLY RELIGION LIBERALS LOVE - Want to Join their War on Women?




UNPRECEDENTED - FAILURE




LIBERALS; - Stop blaming everyone for your issues and take responsibility for your life. I know, taking responsibility for anything is hard for you, but I believe...




UNIONS ARE BEING STARVED - Support Organized Labor




IN CASE OBAMA SUCKS - Drag out and BASH, TRASH, and BLAME Repeatedly.




COMPARE - and contrast.


TAGS: obamanomics sucks
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by JGalt

JGalt - October 14, 2012, 6:10 pm
Um, Russia was a communist country... I was suggeting O run against him. I was not suggeting Putin was a commie. Stop lecturing others or inferring what is not written!!!! Thanks for playing...
crankyhead - October 14, 2012, 4:11 pm
Uh... to be fair, Putin isn't a communist. He actually defeated the Communist party in an election this year, with almost 65% of the popular vote.
JGalt - October 14, 2012, 4:03 pm
then let him go run against Putin!
KALKAM - October 14, 2012, 11:02 am
Don't be so hard on Obama, he was raised by "typical" commies...


MSNCB'S CHRIS MATTHEWS - 2012 Terd-Of-The_year.




PLEASE - You skank.




A BIG FAT - "F". Worst President Ever!




THE NEW QUEEN - Of Corruption.




COMMUNISM - It was Good for the Children in Ukraine




SHOVEL READY - Another meaningless phrase like HOPE and CHANGE.




STARVATION IN THE UKRAINE - No doubt they were promised Hope and Change too.




SUDDENLY - Democrats are concerned about a black candidate with no resume or experience




OBAMA SPEAKS TO A RACIST ORGANIZATION - It wasn't the TEA Party.




EVERYTHING HE KNOWS - He reads on the Teleprompters




FIST PUMP - Obama is Half Cracker




MAKE NO MISTAKE - We are headed in the right direction.. We're not headed there fast enough for a lot Americans. We're not headed there fast enough for me either.




CONSERVATIVE MYTH - The Bush Administration received no warning of the dangers of Al Qaida from the Clinton Administration Pre 9/11.




A HISTORIC DAY - In carpentry.




MAINSTREAM MEDIA - "The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers." Thomas Jefferson




UNLESS - you're a democrat, a liberal, a socialist or the main stream media, then it's OK.




RAISE YOUR HAND IS YOU THINK OBAMA IS A CRAPPY PRESIDENT - It's unanimous.




BIDEN - Has a wet dream.




FUNDAMENTAL CHANGE - 8.2% Unemployment is the new normal




26 BILLION TEACHER STIMULUS BILL - Paid Off The Teacher's Retirement Fund. Supposed to save 160,000 Education Jobs, And Amanda VanNess (middle) Gets Laid Off.




THE STIMULUS IS WORKING - Shovel Ready Too




JOURNALISM - Is dead.




HI, WE'RE THE PEOPLE - Government of the People, by the People, and FOR THE PEOPLE




UN RESOLUTIONS - He Knows How Serious Those Are




STILL VOTING PRESENT - On Unemployment, BP Oil Spill, Christmas Bomber, The Economy Ft Hood, Memorial Day, and D-Day.




POTATOE - Remember when this was the threshold of stupid? Obama and Biden got this beat by a long shot.




OBAMA DRIVING THE ECONOMY - We got the Keys Back




THE BUCK STOPS HERE - Specifically British Petroleum Campaign Bucks




MEET BARACK OBAMA - He's the Dumbest Man in the Room




CONGRATULATIONS NEVADA - You now lead the nation in unemployment. How about a little more Hope and Change?




OOPS!!! - We Fired the Wrong Person. We Should Have Fired the NAACP for Applauding.




WHEN YOU NEED A PROVEN LIAR - Call The Best




THE BUCK STOPS - WITH BUSH!




WILL YOU STILL NEED ME..... - Will you still feed me when I'm 64? Odd, Obamacare provides the answer.




BOTTOMS UP - Beer: Works Great Economy: Not So Much




OBAMA'S LEGACY - It's Bush's Fault




SENSE - That made none.




HOW ABOUT - We just dissolve the U.N. and make the world a brighter place?




NOR - Lap dogs for liberals.




DREAMS OF MY FATHER - Tax America into the poor house.




BY "WE" YOU MEAN - The Main Stream Media.




HAIRBRAIN - The View is full them.




WINDMILLS CAN REPLACE REACTORS - And Fat Albert can replace Kobe Bryant.




NAH - Let the Supreme Court expose it for the fraud that it is. Payback is a bitch, eh, Mr. The Clown?




ROCK STAR - Maybe he should tour with KISS and give up his day job, 'cuz he REALLY sucks at taht.




CONGRESSIONAL COMPROMISE - Their best decisions are when both sides are unhappy with the passed legislature.




ANOTHER RENEWABLES COMPANY GOES BELLY UP - And guess who has to pay the $535 million garuanteed Obama loan. That's right-you the tax payer.




AND PEOPLE DON'T GO TO KFC - for the chicken.




FACTUAL TRUTHS - Brought to you by the US Bureau of Labor Statistics.




GRAVITY KILLS -




EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW - about the 2nd amendment




MORE ACCURATE NAME - Instead of renewables, the correct term is "unreliables".




Obamacare -




ACCORDING TO YOUR NEW DNC CHAIRMAN - We're all too stupid to notice. That's because we went to post Carter gubmit skoolz.




HE'S RIGHT - We could all use to lose a few pounds.




ORGANIC SOLAR-POWERED SMART CAR - Goes from 0-60 MPH in nothing flat when thrown off a cliff. I'll take my big BA truck anyday




DAYTON, GOP SIGN BIENNIEL BUDGET - Compromise just kicks the can down the road. No guts from either side to handle the issues like adults.




ATTORNEY GENERAL - This Guy Couldn't Be Any WORSE Than Eric Holder




DOW DROPS 500 POINTS - That must be the ... (wait for it) Hope and Change!




THE CLOWN - A superhero he is not.




MAJOR ALL-AMERICAN, HALL-OF-FAME FAIL - Worst VP Ever.


TAGS: biden sucks
Rating: 4.56/5

More politifakes by todd snyder

RonaldReagan - January 9, 2014, 4:37 pm
Worst hair plugs ever.


NOVEMBER 2, 2010 - Ocean Front Property Every Where in the United States




BARACK OBAMA - Jimmy Carter 2.0


TAGS: obama sucks carter 2 0
Rating: 4.36/5

More politifakes by GrouchoMarxist

GrouchoMarxist - September 17, 2012, 4:42 pm
Bam bam did a happy dance in that the embassy staff was all killed vs taken hostage... Jimmy Carter 2.0
romneyisatool - September 16, 2012, 7:04 pm
Untrue. Obama promised Bin Laden would be killed under his watch. FACT: That promise was kept. Jimmy Carter failed to rescue hostages during the Iran hostage crisis. Romney is like a cross between Carter and Dukakis. Obama is more like Reagan.


THE MOST TRANSPARENT ADMINISTRATION - Perhaps You'll Settle for Opaque?




NET NEUTRALITY - Google this in China




ZOMBIES - Love Obama 'cuz they can vote dozens of times.




LIAR LIAR - Administration on fire.




O. BABY - O. Puleeeeze.




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