OBAMA VS ROMNEY - Giant douche VS Turd Sandwich
OF COURSE NOT - Years later, it's still Bush's fault, isn't it? Loser.
I CAN'T HEAR YOU - Over How Awesome I Sound At The Moment.
DR. OBAMA - Like Dr. Kevorkian, But With None Of The Charm Or Compassion
RIGHT OVER THERE - Is An American That Still Has a Job.
WHY CAN'T HE JUST EAT WAFFLES? - Let Him Eat Waffles We'll Eat Cake
SOMETHING - Obama has never been.
GREEK COLUMNS - Did you notice what his policies did for Greece?
HE LED A GREAT CAMPAIGN - Unfortunately that was no measure of any actual leadership skills.
SHOVEL READY - Jobs, Investments, Homes, Retirements, and Your Children's Future. BURIED BY OBAMA
JUST 60 MINUTES - Of Obama worshiping gibberish.
MISS ME YET? - Why would I miss a neo-con like George Bush?
FACE PALM - In over his paygrade Everybody sees it too
POETIC JUSTICE -
400,000 MORE UNEMPLOYED - Obama's response.
CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS - Thank you Obama
LIBERAL STUPIDITY - POVERTY LEVELS BACK TO 1960's AND THEY CALL THIS FORWARD?
HAS IT COME TO THIS? - My Presidency SUCKS So Badly, I'm Pimping Rubbers For Rich Law Students?
HEY OBAMA - I'M ALLERGIC TO LATEX CONDOMS WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE ME FOR FREE?
ELECTION DAY 2012 - Takin' out the trash!
USE THE COMMENT SECTION - to fill in the blank.
OBAMA - Deemed too Toxic to go anywhere near democrats seeking election. Budget voted down 544 to ZERO
OBAMA AND GE - Creating Jobs in China
WHEN OBAMA SUCKS OUT LOUD - Immediately Trash Palin and Attempt to Divert Attention
THE NEW CHEVY SOLYNDA - Will this be the same colossal failure as the Chevy Volt, which has sold less than 400 cars in a year?
OF - The United States The Earth In all of history.
THE ONLY RELIGION LIBERALS LOVE - Want to Join their War on Women?
UNPRECEDENTED - FAILURE
LIBERALS; - Stop blaming everyone for your issues and take responsibility for your life. I know, taking responsibility for anything is hard for you, but I believe...
UNIONS ARE BEING STARVED - Support Organized Labor
IN CASE OBAMA SUCKS - Drag out and BASH, TRASH, and BLAME Repeatedly.
COMPARE - and contrast.
MSNCB'S CHRIS MATTHEWS - 2012 Terd-Of-The_year.
PLEASE - You skank.
A BIG FAT - "F". Worst President Ever!
THE NEW QUEEN - Of Corruption.
COMMUNISM - It was Good for the Children in Ukraine
SHOVEL READY - Another meaningless phrase like HOPE and CHANGE.
STARVATION IN THE UKRAINE - No doubt they were promised Hope and Change too.
SUDDENLY - Democrats are concerned about a black candidate with no resume or experience
OBAMA SPEAKS TO A RACIST ORGANIZATION - It wasn't the TEA Party.
EVERYTHING HE KNOWS - He reads on the Teleprompters
FIST PUMP - Obama is Half Cracker
MAKE NO MISTAKE - We are headed in the right direction.. We're not headed there fast enough for a lot Americans. We're not headed there fast enough for me either.
CONSERVATIVE MYTH - The Bush Administration received no warning of the dangers of Al Qaida from the Clinton Administration Pre 9/11.
A HISTORIC DAY - In carpentry.
MAINSTREAM MEDIA - "The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers." Thomas Jefferson
UNLESS - you're a democrat, a liberal, a socialist or the main stream media, then it's OK.
RAISE YOUR HAND IS YOU THINK OBAMA IS A CRAPPY PRESIDENT - It's unanimous.
BIDEN - Has a wet dream.
FUNDAMENTAL CHANGE - 8.2% Unemployment is the new normal
26 BILLION TEACHER STIMULUS BILL - Paid Off The Teacher's Retirement Fund. Supposed to save 160,000 Education Jobs, And Amanda VanNess (middle) Gets Laid Off.
THE STIMULUS IS WORKING - Shovel Ready Too
JOURNALISM - Is dead.
HI, WE'RE THE PEOPLE - Government of the People, by the People, and FOR THE PEOPLE
UN RESOLUTIONS - He Knows How Serious Those Are
STILL VOTING PRESENT - On Unemployment, BP Oil Spill, Christmas Bomber, The Economy Ft Hood, Memorial Day, and D-Day.
POTATOE - Remember when this was the threshold of stupid? Obama and Biden got this beat by a long shot.
OBAMA DRIVING THE ECONOMY - We got the Keys Back
THE BUCK STOPS HERE - Specifically British Petroleum Campaign Bucks
MEET BARACK OBAMA - He's the Dumbest Man in the Room
CONGRATULATIONS NEVADA - You now lead the nation in unemployment. How about a little more Hope and Change?
OOPS!!! - We Fired the Wrong Person. We Should Have Fired the NAACP for Applauding.
WHEN YOU NEED A PROVEN LIAR - Call The Best
THE BUCK STOPS - WITH BUSH!
WILL YOU STILL NEED ME..... - Will you still feed me when I'm 64? Odd, Obamacare provides the answer.
BOTTOMS UP - Beer: Works Great Economy: Not So Much
OBAMA'S LEGACY - It's Bush's Fault
SENSE - That made none.
HOW ABOUT - We just dissolve the U.N. and make the world a brighter place?
NOR - Lap dogs for liberals.
DREAMS OF MY FATHER - Tax America into the poor house.
BY "WE" YOU MEAN - The Main Stream Media.
HAIRBRAIN - The View is full them.
WINDMILLS CAN REPLACE REACTORS - And Fat Albert can replace Kobe Bryant.
NAH - Let the Supreme Court expose it for the fraud that it is. Payback is a bitch, eh, Mr. The Clown?
ROCK STAR - Maybe he should tour with KISS and give up his day job, 'cuz he REALLY sucks at taht.
CONGRESSIONAL COMPROMISE - Their best decisions are when both sides are unhappy with the passed legislature.
ANOTHER RENEWABLES COMPANY GOES BELLY UP - And guess who has to pay the $535 million garuanteed Obama loan. That's right-you the tax payer.
AND PEOPLE DON'T GO TO KFC - for the chicken.
FACTUAL TRUTHS - Brought to you by the US Bureau of Labor Statistics.
GRAVITY KILLS -
EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW - about the 2nd amendment
MORE ACCURATE NAME - Instead of renewables, the correct term is "unreliables".
ACCORDING TO YOUR NEW DNC CHAIRMAN - We're all too stupid to notice. That's because we went to post Carter gubmit skoolz.
HE'S RIGHT - We could all use to lose a few pounds.
ORGANIC SOLAR-POWERED SMART CAR - Goes from 0-60 MPH in nothing flat when thrown off a cliff. I'll take my big BA truck anyday
DAYTON, GOP SIGN BIENNIEL BUDGET - Compromise just kicks the can down the road. No guts from either side to handle the issues like adults.
ATTORNEY GENERAL - This Guy Couldn't Be Any WORSE Than Eric Holder
DOW DROPS 500 POINTS - That must be the ... (wait for it) Hope and Change!
THE CLOWN - A superhero he is not.
MAJOR ALL-AMERICAN, HALL-OF-FAME FAIL - Worst VP Ever.
NOVEMBER 2, 2010 - Ocean Front Property Every Where in the United States
BARACK OBAMA - Jimmy Carter 2.0
THE MOST TRANSPARENT ADMINISTRATION - Perhaps You'll Settle for Opaque?
NET NEUTRALITY - Google this in China
ZOMBIES - Love Obama 'cuz they can vote dozens of times.
LIAR LIAR - Administration on fire.
O. BABY - O. Puleeeeze.
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